In the last few days leading up to the Iowa presidential caucuses, candidate Rick Santorum has had a sudden surge in his support. One news source accredited this to his "
impeccable conservative credentials." As a public service, I thought I'd translate that bit of Newspeak into plain English:
- "impeccable": bat-shit crazy
- "conservative": bat-shit crazy
- "credentials": bat-shit crazy
You're welcome.
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