So it's been a while since I've had a haircut, and it's getting pretty long again, leading to the following bit of dialogue:
Me: "Hilde, is my receding hairline high enough that tying back my hair into a ponytail would look dumb?"
Hilde: "Not yet. Trust me, I'll let you know when the receding hairline starts to meet up with the thin spot."
Me: "The WHAT? The thin spot? I'VE GOT A THIN SPOT? JESUS CHRIST, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TELL ME THAT? OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!"
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