Some guy that looks like me comes into the bedroom after washing his hands, and sees our cat Bastet on the bed.
SGTLLM: "Hey, Bastet, wants some pets?" [proceeds to pet cat]
Bastet: "Mrrrr, mrrrr, mrr--AROWWW, ROWWW, ROWWW!" [translation: "Sure, thanks a lo--HEY, YOUR HANDS ARE WET!"
SGTLLM: "Relax, cat." [continues petting]
Bastet: "ROWWW! ROWWWW! ROWWWWWW!!!" [trans: "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
SGTLLM: "My hands are dry now, what's the problem?"
Bastet: "ARROWWW! ROWWW!" [trans: "CHRIST, WHAT AN ASSHOLE."]