6/02/2010

Adventures In Catspeak


Some guy that looks like me comes into the bedroom after washing his hands, and sees our cat Bastet on the bed.

SGTLLM: "Hey, Bastet, wants some pets?" [proceeds to pet cat]

Bastet: "Mrrrr, mrrrr, mrr--AROWWW, ROWWW, ROWWW!" [translation: "Sure, thanks a lo--HEY, YOUR HANDS ARE WET!"

SGTLLM: "Relax, cat." [continues petting]

Bastet: "ROWWW! ROWWWW! ROWWWWWW!!!" [trans: "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?"

SGTLLM: "My hands are dry now, what's the problem?"

Bastet: "ARROWWW! ROWWW!" [trans: "CHRIST, WHAT AN ASSHOLE."]

9 comments:

Will Shetterly said...

LOL!

thisamericantourist said...

I feel like I've had this conversation before. With a dog, mind you, and he forgot it two seconds after it happened, but rest assured, it was a traumatic two seconds.

mjlayman said...

I have a cat whose coat is too thick to notice this!

anyonita said...

Hahaha :)

hakan said...
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Bruce said...

The last comment, by Hakan, appeared to link to various Turkish chat and music sites, so I've assumed it was comment spam and deleted it.

hakan said...
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hakan said...

What man hurt you? Keep left. Do I have problem with the Turks?

Bruce said...

Hakan, you left the same links in your second post that were in the first. As I stated in regard to the first, they appeared to link to Turkish chat & music sites. Sites that have nothing to do with the subject of "Adventures In Catspeak". Sites that are typical of links left by comment spammers.

Further, when I checked your Blogger profile, under "Favorite Books" you had links to those same sites. Under "Favorite Movies" you had links to those same sites. Under every profile category, those same links.

I don't care if you're Turkish, American, or from Mars. You're a comment spammer, and that means any future posts you choose to make here will be deleted ASAP.