Get Yer Manly Man Card Here! Free!

Elsewhere on the Internet, an author who's old enough he should know better has been opining about how a man has to EARN a "man card".

Well, that's absurd, since most "man cards" are self-awarded. And through the miracle of modern technology, it's simple to design and print a card you can carry around in your wallet like a desiccated condom:

You're welcome.

(Lest anyone point out that standard business card dimensions are 3½x2 inches, it should go without saying that these are Manly Man Inches, not your old-fashioned, outdated, unreliable Inch Inches.)